What is Bo Porter Miming? by David G. Temple April 11, 2014 Hello, and welcome to another episode of What is Bo Porter Miming. Here’s your host, Flip Dingleberry! Hi everyone, and welcome to another episode of What is Bo Porter Miming? Now, contestants, you know the rules. I’m going to show you an Internet GIF of Astros Manager Bo Porter, and you have to tell me what he’s trying to say. Ready? Excellent! Here we go. Contestants: What is Bo Porter Miming? Beep Beep Yes. Bonnie. Is he saying “Hey look, everyone, there’s a duck”? Buzzer No, I’m sorry. That is incorrect. Anyone else? Beep Beep Donald? Is he saying “I want you to do the chicken dance over there?” Buzzer Incorrect, Donald. Sorry. Stacy, a chance to steal. What is Bo Porter Miming? Um…. Five seconds, Stacy. Is he saying … Need an answer, Stacy. “… go put your finger in that dog’s butt?” Judges?…… Ding Ding Ding Correct! Stacy is the big winner! You win an all expenses paid trip to Tallahassee! Wait, really? That seems … oh well. Join us next time on What is Bo Porter Miming?!