What is Bo Porter Miming?

Hello, and welcome to another episode of What is Bo Porter Miming.  Here’s your host, Flip Dingleberry!

Hi everyone, and welcome to another episode of What is Bo Porter Miming? Now, contestants, you know the rules. I’m going to show you an Internet GIF of Astros Manager Bo Porter, and you have to tell me what he’s trying to say. Ready? Excellent! Here we go. Contestants: What is Bo Porter Miming?


Beep Beep

Yes. Bonnie.

Is he saying “Hey look, everyone, there’s a duck”?


No, I’m sorry. That is incorrect. Anyone else?

Beep Beep


Is he saying “I want you to do the chicken dance over there?”


Incorrect, Donald. Sorry. Stacy, a chance to steal. What is Bo Porter Miming?


Five seconds, Stacy.

Is he saying …

Need an answer, Stacy.

“… go put your finger in that dog’s butt?”


Ding Ding Ding

Correct! Stacy is the big winner! You win an all expenses paid trip to Tallahassee! Wait, really? That seems … oh well. Join us next time on What is Bo Porter Miming?!

David G. Temple is the Managing Editor of TechGraphs and a contributor to FanGraphs, NotGraphs and The Hardball Times. He hosts the award-eligible podcast Stealing Home. Dayn Perry once called him a "Bible Made of Lasers." Follow him on Twitter @davidgtemple.

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Mike Green
9 years ago

I thought that it was trenchant commentary on the latest adventures of Wile E. Coyote and the Roadrunner. And he’s Professor Bo Porter to you, young man.