Inserting Wally Moon’s Unibrow into Great Works of Art

Whereas those assembled here unanimously agree that the unibrow is the noblest and best of facial accouterments, capable of enlivening and exalting even the most unfortunate visage, and

Whereas one Wallace Wade Moon is universally acknowledged to have been an unrivaled paragon of continuous brow hair, and

Whereas the undersigned have not yet met their annual quota regarding the aforementioned Mr. Moon, and

Whereas the undersigned regard the canon of Western art as their personal intellectual playground, to be debased and disfigured at will; therefore, be it

Resolved that the aforementioned Mr. Moon be aided in sharing his defining physical feature with those who have for so long done without.