Hot Stove Headlines, Misinterpreted

The headline that was literally interpreted.

As Zach Links of MLB Trade Rumors reported yesterday — relaying info from ESPN.com’s Jerry Crasnick — agent Scott Boras has attempted to engage the New York Mets on his clients Kendrys Morales and Stephen Drew.

What that statement probably doesn’t mean, but what I have decided to believe is true — because without constant flight of fancy such as this I would become overwhelmed by the number and magnitude of my own failures — is that Boras attempted to become engaged to be married to the Mets while on top of Morales and Drew.

And so it is:

It will all be over soon, Stephen.

This has been a Hot Stove Headline, misinterpreted.