Happ Yuself a Berry Liddi Crispmas

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From all of us here at Team NotGraphs, a very happy holiday to you and yours. Be excellent to each other.





David G. Temple is the Managing Editor of TechGraphs and a contributor to FanGraphs, NotGraphs and The Hardball Times. He hosts the award-eligible podcast Stealing Home. Dayn Perry once called him a "Bible Made of Lasers." Follow him on Twitter @davidgtemple.

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OutliarBaseball.com
10 years ago

I really think you missed Crisp (Brandon) Moss there at the end.

Bryz
10 years ago

If we’re going to go there, we could also argue that “Yuself” should have been “Yu-Pelf.” (Mike Pelfrey)

triple_rmember
10 years ago
Reply to  Bryz

And, for that matter, “Happ” should’ve been “Haf” (Travis Hafner).

Turbo Sloth
10 years ago
Reply to  triple_r

Yeah but nobody calls him that. And “Pronk” doesn’t fit.

Truckules
10 years ago
Reply to  Bryz

If you could allow a recent player, you could go with:

Happ Yu Silva Berry Liddi Crisp Moss

reillocity
10 years ago
Reply to  Bryz

I’d prefer a “Yu-selfie”.