Where Have I Seen This Gammons Mistweet Before?

I was all prepared to launch into a tenuously humorous explanation of the genesis of Peter Gammons’s latest mistweet. I was going to speculate that this tweet was actually intended to be received by Theo Epstein. Then, I was going to fabricate the text conversation between Epstein and Gammo. It would have looked something like this:

Theo (617-XXX-XXXX): Hey Pete

Peter (857-XXX-XXXX): Theo. What’s up buddy?

Theo (617-XXX-XXXX): Nothin much. I just need ur help wit sumthing.

Peter (857-XXX-XXXX): No problem.

Theo (617-XXX-XXXX): So Marie is sayin she wants 2 go on a cruise after the season is ovr. I was wonderin which company u think is the best cuz I kno u n Gloria have been on a few.

Peter (857-XXX-XXXX): Do you want to know what I really think?

Theo (617-XXX-XXXX): Hell yea!!!

Peter (857-XXX-XXXX): Come November there will be lots of rich people willing to take you on their yachts

But then it dawned on me that Gammons’s tweet looked very familiar. I had definitely seen it somewhere before. But where?

Gammo simply had Chinese for lunch today. Case closed.