The author cautions the following before clicking “Read the rest of this entry:” Nothing good happens after midnight on the internet, particularly after writing about the Cubs.
You’ve been warned.
One might ask why the author didn’t just go with Welington Castillo surrounded by beef wellington. The author would answer that he’s tired. And that this is stupid.
Chris is a blogger for CBSSports.com. He has also contributed to Sports on Earth, the 2013 Hard Ball Times Baseball Annual, ESPN, FanGraphs and RotoGraphs. He tries to be funny on twitter @Chris_Cwik.