Warmol World

Carlos Marmol’s line from last night: 0.0 IP, 1 H, 4 BB, 0 K, 5 ER, BS, L.

My fantasy team (and Cubs fans) aches.

But that wasn’t Carlos Marmol out there last night. It couldn’t have been. And indeed, a closer look at the game footage reveals it wasn’t. It was this guy:

Who happens to look a heck of a lot like this guy:

Mike Quade needs to keep one of these in the dugout at all times: