Video: Mets Seasonal Affective Disorder
First and foremost: Mental health is no joke. Jose Canseco needs help, man. But this is pretty good:
“Metsoloft: Because being a Mets fan sucks balls.”
H/T: @mighty_flynn
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You branched out from the Blue Jays! Big mistake. Never branch out. The Roman Empire did. Look what happened to it.