@ThisIsWeird #Gross

If you’re really, really into fat jokes and/or subtle invitations LOL, man do I have some shirts for you!

Is it wrong that I like and use twitter, and even follow baseball players there, and yet find these to be an atrocious sin against the heart of baseball / love / life? If someone could explain myself to me in this regard, I’d appreciate it, because I’m not really sure what I’m so offended by anymore. Brett Lawrie, everyone! Pantalones!

( H/T to Reddit )





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RCmember
11 years ago

I am actually excited about this development. These jerseys will help me more quickly identify people that I will never, ever be friends with, and allow me to avoid contact with said people accordingly.

It’s like hair gel for your clothes!

Choo
11 years ago
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Hate the shirts, but hair gel prevents me from looking like a homeless person. Guess we can’t be frien- Hold on a sec and . . . yes, excellent. I just checked my brand and it’s not hair gel. It’s Garnier Fructis fiber gum putty. We are totally cool, bro.