Updated FEAR Projections

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April 18, 2013

My unique projection system, FEAR (Frightening Events All Realized)*, is proud to present in-season updates for some of baseball’s top stars.

NAME AVG OBP SLG wOBA
Adam Dunn 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000
Matt Kemp 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000
B.J. Upton 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000
Josh Hamilton 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000
Asdrubal Cabrera 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000
Mike Moustakas 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000
Ike Davis 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000
Brandon Belt 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000
Josh Reddick 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000
Victor Martinez 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000
Jason Heyward 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000
Ryan Howard 0.000 0.000 0.000 0.000

*Better acronyms are welcomed in the comments.





 

Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.

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Zach
11 years ago

Fuck Everything And Retire

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