This Is an Ice Cream Sandwich Festooned with Tiny Jesus Montero Heads

apos In the dual interests of news cycle observance and amateurish, hot dog-fingered use of photo editing software, I present to you — without pride or any sense of agency — an image of an ice cream sandwich festooned with tiny Jesus Montero heads …

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