The Sad State of Ricky Nolasco’s Season
From Rotoworld:
Number of strikeouts Nolasco has had in previous starts:
3/31: -1
4/6: The number of moons orbiting the Earth, minus 3
4/12: Prince Fielder’s batting average minus Prince Fielder’s listed weight
4/18: Prince Fielder’s batting average minus Prince Fielder’s actual weight
4/24: Derek Jeter’s OPS+ minus 100
5/2: The number of fans the Braves are hoping to attract to their new ballpark who actually live in the city of Atlanta
(more negative numbers are welcome in the comments)
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