Spotted: Fans at Serious Risk of Heart Attack

An anonymous reader provides the above image — from a recent Brewers-Astros game — of two or more fans who probably had a heart attack immediately after said image was captured.

Per the National Lung, Heart, and Blood Institute, the signs and symptoms of a heart attack include:

• Upper body discomfort in one or both arms, the back, neck, jaw, or upper part of the stomach.
• Shortness of breath, which may occur with or before chest discomfort.
• No shirt.
• Nausea (feeling sick to your stomach), vomiting, light-headedness or sudden dizziness, or breaking out in a cold sweat.
• Comically undersized fireman’s helmet.
• Sleep problems, fatigue (tiredness), or lack of energy.
• Pervy vibe.
• Loss of consciousness.
• Accidentally at Astros game.

Check, check, double-check.