Site You Can Easily Visit: Baseball Card Vandals

There are jokes, reader, and then there are jokes — the difference being primarily that one kind of them is italicized.

On a probably related noted, the editors of Tumblr account Baseball Card Vandals improve baseball cards via Sharpie-brand markers, with results that one might alternately describe as “grotesque” and “whimsical” — and even “Dadaist in spirit,” were one feeling emboldened.

Like in this instance:

Bad Minton

And this one:

Fanny Pax

And this third one, too:

Strange Cheerleader

Some closer inspection reveals that over two-thousand people have endorsed Baseball Card Vandals via Facebook, creating the very likely possibility that the author of this post is the last person to’ve encountered it in society — making also my friend Ross, who called my attention to it, the second-to-last person to’ve encountered it.

Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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9 years ago

It’s hip to be square.

9 years ago
Reply to  RPMcSweeney

It’s only hip to be square if you’re hip to being a square, otherwise you fall prey to the not being hip from not being hip in being a square.