Site You Can Easily Visit: Baseball Card Vandals
There are jokes, reader, and then there are jokes — the difference being primarily that one kind of them is italicized.
On a probably related noted, the editors of Tumblr account Baseball Card Vandals improve baseball cards via Sharpie-brand markers, with results that one might alternately describe as “grotesque” and “whimsical” — and even “Dadaist in spirit,” were one feeling emboldened.
Like in this instance:

And this one:

And this third one, too:

Some closer inspection reveals that over two-thousand people have endorsed Baseball Card Vandals via Facebook, creating the very likely possibility that the author of this post is the last person to’ve encountered it in society — making also my friend Ross, who called my attention to it, the second-to-last person to’ve encountered it.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
It’s hip to be square.
It’s only hip to be square if you’re hip to being a square, otherwise you fall prey to the not being hip from not being hip in being a square.