Per Threat of Force: Cirque du Soleil First-Pitch GIF

If anyone has ever said of Carson Cistulli “That guy’s impossible to push around,” then that anyone is wrong. No fewer than all/two of our faithful readers have demanded Hot GIF action of Cirque du Soleil’s Gabryel Nogueira da Silva throwing out the first pitch at PETCO Park before Monday’s Royals-Padres game — a.k.a. a critical mass (of readers, that is). The GIF you’ll find after the jump, then, comes to your computer screen courtesy of electronic bullying.

While little else is known of the acrobatic da Silva, our Investigative Reporting Investigation Team has confirmed that he is, in fact, a full Brazilian.

Image stolen directly and shamelessly from a, if not the, Grant Brisbee.

Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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Every Ill-Informed Baseball Watcher
11 years ago


11 years ago

Was about to punish you, then saw your name and decided to give you a reprieve.

Plus, it’s one fluid motion in my opi-

/hacked to pieces by Bob Davidson