Oh, Snap: Kevin Millwood
January 24, 2012
On the occasion of his signing with the Mariners, a hand-crafted, artisanal snap regarding the aged Kevin Millwood.
The Author: Kevin Millwood is so old he’s got a negative Player ID number on FanGraphs.
All Gathered: Oh, snap.
Also: Rapturous applause.
Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
*mic drop*