Nickname Seeks Player: Vote on “The Call Is Coming From Inside the House”

The nomination process — the bloody, gristly, indisputably felonious nomination process — is done. And our appointed and empowered and empaneled think tank, The Institute for the Right-Wise and Permissible, has winnowed the list down to 10 names, each of which is right-wise and permissible. So vote correctly, lest a stew be made of your loins and children …

Thank you for exercising the franchise, dead man.