Now Available at Wrigley: Black Slime!

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September 10, 2011

Regular patrons of Wrigley Field will be glad to know that watery, intoxicating Old Style will continue to flow at the friendly confines. Also available to the discerning epicure? Black slime!

Fortunately, as you may have noticed in the Action News Video embedded abovely, we have a Television Journalist and Food Safety PhD on hand to break it down like a fraction …

Television Journalist: “They found black slime inside an ice machine. That sounds awful. Bad?”

Food Safety PhD: “Yes, it’s terrible.”

Terrible Black Slime!





 

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The Rajah
12 years ago

Black Slime? Maybe the Cubs should sign it to a contract. It can’t be any worse in the outfield than what they are rolling out there each night.

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