Mustache Watch: John Axford Joins A Bike Gang

It has become apparent John Axford has recently joined or is petitioning for membership in the ever-popular bike gang the Hell’s Brewers. His time-tested, well-feared facial hair arrangement tells us his in fact a shoe-in:

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For reference, here is John Axford a mere 30 years ago:

And here is John Axford circa yesterday, on his way to the ballpark: