Just Keep Smiling: A Francoeurspective

Hey guys, my name’s Jeff. Football’s awesome! But baseball is my FAVE!!

Aw, give me a chance guys. Come on. You know you want to!

I’ve got what it takes! I’ve got skills! Look, I throw the ball up —

— and it COMES DOWN!! EVERY TIME!!!

Wait, what? You want me to play for the Braves? The Atlanta Braves?

THE BRAVES??? THIS IS FREAKING INCREDIBLE.

I’m a Brave, I’m a Brave, I’m a Brave, I’m a Brave,

I’m a Brave, Brave, Brave, Brave, Brave

WE ARE NUMBER ONE!!! What do you mean, not anymore? Haha, yeah right, good one!

Wait, what? You want me to play for the Mets? THE Mets???

I FREAKING LOVE THE METS!!!

This is GREAT!! Look at me GO!!!

Wow, that stings!! But it hurts so good, haha!!!

Aw gee guys, no really, YOU are the best.

OK time to get personal! Haha, here’s my wife. Oh my God, I love this woman so much.

Always an adventure with her! LOL

Sometimes she just takes my breath away!!! <3 <3 <3

I love her so so so much. She is so amazing. Is this the same woman?

This guy is really fantastic too. What a great polo! Not as great as mine though. Haha

And this kid? Are you kidding me?? Attaboy, champ!

God, dogs are the best. This little guy is so cute I COULD JUST DIE.

Know what else I love?? MUSIC. These guys are ROCKING MY FACE OFF RIGHT NOW.

Wait, what? You’re kidding me, right? The Texas. Rangers. No. Way.

But the Rangers are like, a REALLY GOOD team!

Rangers, Rangers, Rangers…throwing with the Rangers…haha

Wait, WHAT just happened?? We won the PENNANT???

That was awesome. But wait, what is this guy saying right now? It’s blowing my mind a little bit!!

I’m going to play for the ROYALS?? The KANSAS CITY ROYALS??? Are you JOKING WITH ME RIGHT NOW?????

I am like SO CRAZY STOKED to be joining the PROUDEST FRANCHISE IN BASEBALL!!!

The Royals. I can hardly believe it.

#sohappyrightnow

What’s that ump?? I’m SAFE??? YES!!!!

I think I did something good?

YEAH I did!! And I’m going to do it AGAIN!!!

God, I love horsing around with my teammates!!! These guys are AMAZEBALLS!! Melky?? What a name! Haha

Stop that Alex! You know that’s my tickle spot!! Haha, this is SO FUN!!!

The guys got me an A’s shirt, LMAO!!!

I’m doing great guys! Right?? Right, guys?

OK, so I wasn’t doing so great. That’s cool! You can bend me but you can’t break me!!! #keepmovingforward

…and if you do, I will rise from the dead and feast on your brains.