Joint Swooning: Verlander And Ichiro

Nathan (aka: Adrastus Perkins; aka: Splendor, the Automaton of Handsome Pictorials; aka: Nate) recently shared with us the following dagger… daggeroh… picture of Ichiro Suzuki:

Not only does Ichiro looked good in the Mariners’ uni, he also works a suit and tie like a pro. And what can be more inviting than handing us, the viewers, a frosty Japanese beer whilst apparently standing just outside a posh golf course clubhouse?

Consider the above picture now in conjunction with the previously swoon’d of picture of Justin Verlander:

Regard: poll (refresh may be required).


So who would you pick: That debonair, cigarette-toting Justin Verlander, or the beverage-sharing, dressed-to-impress-yet-out-of-doors Ichiro Suzuki? Tie, or no tie? Dark, mysterious room, or bright, blinding landscaping?





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juan pierre's mustache
12 years ago

the hover text for the second photo is…telling. it seems there is some bias here, even if it is cleverly hidden. also, ichiro appears to have a beer which can be poured into a glass and still remain full and unopened, so i had no choice but to vote for him in the hopes that my patronage will be repaid with a similar magical beverage, or at least a hint as to where i might start my search for said beverage.