Hot GIF: Joey Votto Dance Craze

It may not have been Hamiltonian, but Joey Votto hit three homeruns yesterday.

Upon striking the last of the homeruns — a grand slam — Votto did a little skip out of the batter’s box. When duplicated, reversed, looped, and GIF’d, said skip has the potential to create a veritable dance craze:

GIF after the jump.

Watch the homerun here.

Notice the way Mr. Votto’s jersey sleeve billows joyously, the splayed fingers of his left hand, the deceptive grimace on his face. These are things adopters of the Joey Votto Dance Craze should seek to replicate.

They should also seek to replicate a pizza into my mouth.