Jason Kendall, who had what is probably going to be career-ending shoulder surgery last summer, who was accused of abusing Adderal by his ex-wife (with whom he is engaging in a nasty child custody battle), and who in recent years has looked haggard as hell
or even meth-addled
has moved on from baseball and domestic problems, cleaned up, and proceeded to a record smooth jazz Christmas album, amongst other wankish tracks.
This is quite a departure from Kendall’s previous dabbling in the music biz, which involved fronting a noise metal band called Megasus — much more in line with his intense, even violent demeanor:
But now, you can take that smooth face, those smooth sounds, and those (presumably) smooth balls home to mom and not worry about him cutting your heart out with a spoon on a Angel-Dust-fueled bender.
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