Jason Kendall Cleans Up Nice, Records Jazz Album

Jason Kendall, who had what is probably going to be career-ending shoulder surgery last summer, who was accused of abusing Adderal by his ex-wife (with whom he is engaging in a nasty child custody battle), and who in recent years has looked haggard as hell

or even meth-addled

has moved on from baseball and domestic problems, cleaned up, and proceeded to a record smooth jazz Christmas album, amongst other wankish tracks.

Said smooth jazz recording.

This is quite a departure from Kendall’s previous dabbling in the music biz, which involved fronting a noise metal band called Megasus — much more in line with his intense, even violent demeanor:

He’ll fuck you up.

But now, you can take that smooth face, those smooth sounds, and those (presumably) smooth balls home to mom and not worry about him cutting your heart out with a spoon on a Angel-Dust-fueled bender.

Enjoy!