It’s a Filthy-Off! Cobb vs. Darvish
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Kindly place your eyeballs directly on the monitor to fully enjoy this duel of filth between Alex Cobb and Yu Darvish. These two gentleman twirlers went seven scoreless on Sunday.
Pro Tip: If you watch these two loops, one GIF per eye, for thirty rotations, you will indeed be teleported to medieval England, where you can convince the locals you are a powerful warlock once they see your walkman, velcro shoes, and beeper.
Imagine my disappointment when a further click revealed it was Alex Cobb and not Ty…I had envisioned a slightly different type of filth being compared. Still, the post was saved and made superior by promising time travel and replacement headphones for my old Sony Walkman, the kind of headphones with the soft felt ear mount. Please send these to me forthwith.