I Would Like to See a Collage of Smiling Baseballs

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April 16, 2013

I would like to see a collage of smiling baseballs right about now.

I would like rounded edges and a background hue that suggests an institutional sense of calm. I would like for whoever assembles the collage to be as undaunted by clip-art watermarks as Cartier before the St. Lawrence. The glimpse of a wee penguin might help, too.

I would like to see a collage of smiling baseballs right about now.

This is a collage of smiling baseballs

That was disappointing.





 

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Chris Cwik
11 years ago

How can we be sure that bird/penguin is smiling?

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