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How Many Beers Does Jayson Werth Have?

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September 18, 2014

You at home count along. The answer is below the jump:

Wrong!

The answer is infinity:

Werth Team Photo

From the Wikipedia entry on Jaysonius Werthipicus:

An adult Werthipicus can grow as many as ten beers per minute along [his jawline follicles]. In mating and playoff season, beer growth can double. [citation needed]

Quite stereotypically, the Well-Beered Englishman passes along this imbibing-related newsbit.





 

@BradleyWoodrum

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MikeS
10 years ago

Liar. It does not say that on Jayson Werth’s Wikipedia page. But I bet it will soon….

#KeepNotGraphs

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