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From the Wikipedia entry on Jaysonius Werthipicus:
An adult Werthipicus can grow as many as ten beers per minute along [his jawline follicles]. In mating and playoff season, beer growth can double. 
Quite stereotypically, the Well-Beered Englishman passes along this imbibing-related newsbit.
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