How Many Beers Does Jayson Werth Have?

You at home count along. The answer is below the jump:

Wrong!

The answer is infinity:

From the Wikipedia entry on Jaysonius Werthipicus:

An adult Werthipicus can grow as many as ten beers per minute along [his jawline follicles]. In mating and playoff season, beer growth can double. [citation needed]

Quite stereotypically, the Well-Beered Englishman passes along this imbibing-related newsbit.