How Many Beers Does Jayson Werth Have? by Bradley Woodrum September 18, 2014 You at home count along. The answer is below the jump: Wrong! The answer is infinity: From the Wikipedia entry on Jaysonius Werthipicus: An adult Werthipicus can grow as many as ten beers per minute along [his jawline follicles]. In mating and playoff season, beer growth can double. [citation needed] Quite stereotypically, the Well-Beered Englishman passes along this imbibing-related newsbit.