Hawk Harrelson Is Upset
And you can tell as much by the silences as by the words he uses.
With a phone full of pictures of pitchers' fingers, strange beers, and his two toddler sons, Eno Sarris can be found at the ballpark or a brewery most days. Read him here, writing about the A's or Giants at The Athletic, or about beer at October. Follow him on Twitter @enosarris if you can handle the sandwiches and inanity.
The Marlins must trade Giancarlo Stanton for Hawk Harrelson. It’d be a win-win trade if this audio is any indication.