Happy Nuptials, Swish

If I’ve learned one thing in this world, it’s that NYC tabloids are never wrong. So that’s why I believe the Daily News when it tells me Yanks outfielder Nick Swisher and actress Joanna Garcia are to be wed this weekend.

My own wife, who I assume was coconuts from pregnancy hormones at the time, went through a three-month or so phase of watching “Reba” on the CW every day. So I feel like I’ve watched Joanna grow up. Or not.

Anyway, Swish seems like a good egg, and I can guarantee you no professional athlete can claim this:

Reba McEntire, Jamie Lynn Sigler, and Lance Bass will serve as part of the bridal party, Us reports.

Next up for the future Mrs. Swisher? Doing Laura Posada’s laundry as part of her Yankee Wives Club pledge requirements.