Happ Yuself a Berry Liddi Crispmas
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I really think you missed Crisp (Brandon) Moss there at the end.
If we’re going to go there, we could also argue that “Yuself” should have been “Yu-Pelf.” (Mike Pelfrey)
And, for that matter, “Happ” should’ve been “Haf” (Travis Hafner).
Yeah but nobody calls him that. And “Pronk” doesn’t fit.
If you could allow a recent player, you could go with:
Happ Yu Silva Berry Liddi Crisp Moss
I’d prefer a “Yu-selfie”.