Fantasy Baseball Attire

My shirt has an answer for you.

The further we get into this fantasy baseball thing, the more we’d like other people to know about it, right? And what better way to celebrate our nerd-dom than by wearing it proudly across our chest?

Thanks to FanSports, you can, indeed, emblazon your chest with a slogan relating to your love of the fantasy game. “Sleeper Alert” could refer to your own status within your league, or your pickup of Brent Morel in your 20-team dynasty league. Playing baseball “By the Numbers” is what we do.

If there’s anything that FanSports needs, it’s more products. To help them along, I’ve got some ideas of my own below.

“Tragic BABIP” – With a ball bouncing just beyond the reach of an outstretched glove.
“Sell High, Buy Low” – With a picture of Jeff Francoeur, smiling.
“Stars and Scrubs” – With a picture of Albert Pujols and Ryan Theriot
“Position Scarcity?” – With a picture of an infield missing a shortstop

Now, your turn. And! The best idea in the comments gets a free shirt from FanSports, just for fun.