Cowboy. Monkey. Rodeo. Night.

It seems that every day here on NotGraphs I see something that turns out to be The Greatest Thing That I’ve Ever Seen. Today is no exception. What follows is footage of a promotion put on by the minor-league Wilmington Blue Rocks. It is not, on second thought, The Greatest Thing I’ve Ever Seen. Lo, it is: THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN. Put on your breeches of amazement and watch …

I’m fond of reminding NotGraphs readers that we will all die at some point. Today, though, I’m not so sure.