FanGraphs presents… FangRafs

All its readers know: FanGraphs is large and contains multitudes. NotGraphs is one of those multitudes.

Now, another one of those multitudes is FangRafs: images of players named Rafael (or “Raf,” for short) with fangs. FangRafs. Which, if one is inebriated or southern enough, may be pronounced in a way that is indiscernible from “FanGraphs.”

So, put on a garlic turtleneck, and behold.

FangRaf Palmeiro

FangRaf Furcal

FangRaf Betancourt

FangRaf Soriano