Extry, Extry: John Lackey Not Unfeeling Monster

Every word on the internet to the contrary, the footage you see here seems to suggest that John Lackey — who has recently not only divorced his cancer-addled wife but also called her repeatedly to ask if her refrigerator is running — is not an unfeeling monster.

In fact, Lackey was roused enough by Boston prospect Ryan Lavarnway’s first major-league home run to offer a combination high-five/Top Gun-style hug to the young catcher.

When asked about the sequence after the game, Lackey said nothing, instead taking NotGraphs into his masculine embrace.





Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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Navin
12 years ago

What if NotGraphs didn’t want a hug from John Lackey? What a jerk.

steex
12 years ago
Reply to  Navin

It did. We all know it did. It makes NotGraphs feel warm inside.

People only hate John Lackey because they love him too much.

eric
12 years ago
Reply to  Navin

I like John Lackey, myself.