Exclusive: Ryan Braun PED Scandal Outrage Meter

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July 23, 2013

Outrage Meter

The reader should rest assured that the above is not merely a hastily selected clip-art image stolen from the internet of a cartoon thermometer exploding, but rather a technologically advanced and mega accurate Outrage Meter exclusive to NotGraphs which is capable of measuring the level of indignation present among America’s sporting commentators at any given moment. What one finds now, in the wake of Ryan Braun’s admission of guilt and subsequent punishment, is that the Outrage Meter has reached Dangerous Levels of Danger.





 

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Train
10 years ago

The msm sporting writers’ outrage comes off a bit pot calling kettle black to me since most of them looked the other way for a decade while players juiced. It’s only since the public’s outrage increased through increased knowledge of what was happening, no thanks to the writers, that the writers have taken such an indignant stance.

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Engine
10 years ago
Reply to  Train

So a writer can’t change their opinion over time as new facts emerge? What a world that would be.

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Bill
10 years ago
Reply to  Engine

Outrage levels increasing!

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frivoflava29
10 years ago
Reply to  Train

Dude, what are you talking about? There’s no pot or kettle. Just a thermometer. It’s red, not black.

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