Annals of Bromance: Chipper Jones, Rescue Hero

Imagine, if you will, getting stuck for five hours on a jammed, snowbound freeway. Imagine your frustration slowly curdling into panic. Now imagine glancing in your rearview and seeing a lone four-wheeler materialize from the whiteness. Then imagine nestling your face into the broad, camouflaged shoulder of Larry Wayne Jones, as the frigid wind whips past and faces gape from stranded cars. If you can capture that feeling, reader, then you have known an inner peace of which most men can only dream.

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Pound Town
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Pound Town

Does Chipper Jones own outdoor gear that is not camoflauged?

Yoopka
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Yoopka

Chipper Jones doesnt own any clothing that isnt camouflaged

Special Juan
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Special Juan

That’s the joke.