Yawn

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August 18, 2014

This is the time of the season when, if your team isn’t in the hunt for the pennant (fantasy team, real team, it doesn’t matter), baseball can get a little, well, boring. No close races to really care about yet, just a whole bunch of games already played and quite a few still to go, and, well, can you really blame some players for being bored with the whole thing?

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Jeremy Blachman is the author of Anonymous Lawyer, a satirical novel that should make people who didn't go to law school feel good about their life choices. Read more at McSweeney's or elsewhere. He likes e-mail.

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agam22
9 years ago

If these people are bored, we need only remind them of the pending demise of NotGraphs and the treacherous Francophile manning the gallows to raise their passions and fill them with a murderous rage. #KeepNotGraphs

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Kris
9 years ago
Reply to  agam22

I tried to do exactly that, but when asked for references of what notgraphs actually is, I made the mistake of providing them with Cistulli’s last fifty or so articles.

The reaction worsened.

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