Where’s Brauny?

Yes, the 108th World Series is commencing tonight, but what people really care about is, Where Is Ryan Braun?

Turns out, Brauny has been popping up all over the place this off-season (known to fans of winning teams as the “post-season”), and thanks to the work of the NotGraphs Investigative Reporting Investigation Team, we’re able to keep you abreast of his whereabouts.

First we found him at the the presidential debates:

Hi.

Whoa-ho, tough question. Hi.

And then we found him on the set of the Today Show:

I hope I get on TV!

And then at the premiere of Cloud Atlas:

Wow: Hugh Grant. And is that Goldie Hawn in the front there?!

Hehehe. Star struck.

Brauny’s been all over. He could be behind you right now, peering over your cubicle wall, or peaking into your window. He wants to know what you’re up to!