Wendy Thurm’s Descent into Madness, Documented

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January 27, 2012

The following images were captured from Ms. Wendy Thurm’s Twitter feed at approximately 12:30am ET, early Friday morning, and clearly document her descent into madness.*

*Note: Ms. Thurm has denied these allegations, suggesting that the following was a result merely of placing her cellular telephone in an airport security tray. To which explanation the unwashed masses respond, “Pssh! Hah! Pfft! Shwa! Therp!”

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Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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TravisReitsma
12 years ago

Hmm…if what she says is true, why does the word “deuce” inconspicuously appear in her diatribe of insanity, hmmm?

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Carson Cistullimember
12 years ago
Reply to  TravisReitsma

“Why the deuce?” you might even say — if you were PG Wodehouse, I mean. And this were 1931.

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Brett
12 years ago
Reply to  Carson Cistulli

If you are going to use a Wodehouse reference at least get the time period right.

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Carson Cistullimember
12 years ago
Reply to  Brett

I fail to understand you. Wodehouse flourished from the aughts up till his death in the 1970s. He’d written both Psmith and Mulliner stories by 1931.

Am I missing something?

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Brett
12 years ago
Reply to  Carson Cistulli

His stories mostly take place in the 1900-1915 time period. So the language his characters use reflects that time period not necessarily the period in which they were written.

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glassSheets
12 years ago
Reply to  Carson Cistulli

But Carson said if you were Wodehouse. So Wodehouse in 1931 used language from 1900-1915.

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Resolution
12 years ago
Reply to  Brett

what the deuce, Brett??

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