Watch Live, Today, as Jayson Werth Gets Silly Rich

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December 15, 2010

Further proof that Rodin’s The Thinker was based on Jayson Werth.

The Washington Nationals introduce new outfielder Jayson Werth today at 1:00pm ET and, thanks to the wonder of the internet, you can watch the relevant press conference live, live, live via CSN Washingon’s website.

Though we’ve been unable to substantiate the rumors, NotGraphs has gotten word that the Nationals have had to employ extra security for the event on account of how everyone will be trying to throw their panties onto the stage.

H/T: Nats Insider





 

Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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