Embiggen! Be delighted! Grab your credit card!
The legend of Billy Ripken’s F*ck Face baseball card lives on, now in t-shirt form. As it should, I say.
From the folks at No Mas, where you can order the newest addition to your wardrobe:
Oh, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy…
In the great whodunnit debate over this most precious of error cards, we say the wound was self-inflicted. How else would he have known to hold the bat so perfectly straight for the camera. The self-degradation provided the perfect cover for what may be the ultimate baseball prank.
You can have you your Cal, and your hall of fame plaque, and your fancy consecutive game streak, and your All-Americanosity. We love us some Billy.
Preach on, No Mas. Preach on.
Not just $34 well spent, but rather $34 very well spent.
Leaping chest bump: Old Time Family Baseball.
Navin Vaswani is a replacement-level writer. Follow him on Twitter.