Video: Jeffrey Loria Almost Murdered by Own Wealth

One imagines that having something in the vicinity of half-a-billion dollars has its advantages — like, for example, being able to send one’s children to boarding school the very minute they’re born.

We who do not own the means of production have this advantage, however: never once, while sitting in the 300-level of Miami’s American Airlines Arena, has anyone been almost concussed-or-worse by the fastest, giantest living human.

Link courtesy Juan C. Rodriguez of the Sun-Sentinel.

Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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If Hanley Ramirez hits Dan Gilbert with a foul ball this season, we’ll know that he and Lebron had some kind of “Strangers on a Train” deal set up.