Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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jaysbluejays
11 years ago

“Tell him what he won, Don Pardo”.

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Cidron
11 years ago
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*In his best Don Pardo voice imitation* You have just won a years supply of Rice a Roni. This beautiful matching washer and dryer, and this FABULOUS Dining Room set, AAaaaand there’s more! You have just won this 3 day vacation to amazing Concord New Hampshire ! All yours if you can guess what Carson is thinking right now !

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