Valley of the Dolls

In which the author scours the online auctions for baseball-themed collectibles that should never, ever, under any circumstances be allowed into your home.

Anna Lee Baseball Mouse 7 inches high

Smokey The Bear Wobble Doll Spokane Indians Baseball Team Pennant IN THE Box

Little Black Boy Doll with Baseball Cap, Fozzie Bear T-shirt, and Running Shorts

vtg 1962 NY METS Nodder Bobble Head Doll Rare Baseball Bobblehead S.S Corp Japan

c1969 OAKLAND A’S BASEBALL BOBBLE HEAD DOLL IN ORIG BOX

HUGE 1960’s BASEBALL BOBBLE HEAD DOLL/BANK

Super RARE Gay billy Tyson baseball doll

Vintage Cloth & Plastic Bugs Bunny The Baseball Player #4

SATCHEL PAIGE (K.C. MONARCHS) SAM’S BOBBLE HEAD DOLL

One of a Kind Baseball Boy Wax over Porcelain Lucia and Judith Friedericy

Old Brooklyn Dodgers Bum Mascot rag doll Vintage New York Baseball MLB RARE!

1993 Annalee Doll of Boy Pitching at a Baseball Game Pitcher on the Mound

FAMOUS SAN DIEGO CHICKEN PUPPET PLUSH DOLL San Diego Padres Baseball 14″

Baseball Doll With Cloth Clothing

Occuppied Japan Ceramic Baseball Pitcher Figurine

Vintage 2 Little Dolls – 1 Squeaky Baby Baseball Player Doll Preowned!

Vintage Hand Crafted Cloth / Rag Baseball Doll – Navy Blue Sailor Outfit w Stars

Barry Bonds – San Francisco Giants – Babooska Doll – Set Of 3 – SGA

VINTAGE KNOWLES YOLANDA PICTURE PERFECT DOLL BASEBALL MICHAEL~PRISTINE with BOX~

RARE 1967 MR. MAGOO BASEBALL GENERAL ELECTRIC ADVERTISING DOLL

RARE VINTAGE N.Y. YANKEE BABE RUTH & LOU GEHRIG DOLLS

1960’s Japanese Shibaten Kappa Turtle Doll Baseball