Two Tweets, for Your Considered Consideration

In the triune interests of baseball, media sociale and dong jokes, I present to you — with minimal commentary — two Tweets that the reader may find of arresting relevance:

Mr. Sugar Penis, Esq.

and …

Transaction Alert

It should be noted that neither Tweet is particularly recent, just as it should be noted that each Tweet is particularly timeless.

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In a way, I am glad to live in a world where Ken Rosenthal is able to huffily respond to a person only known as MrSugarPenis.