With a phone full of pictures of pitchers' fingers, strange beers, and his two toddler sons, Eno Sarris can be found at the ballpark or a brewery most days. Read him here, writing about the A's or Giants at The Athletic, or about beer at October. Follow him on Twitter @enosarris if you can handle the sandwiches and inanity.

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dockmarm
11 years ago

NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW

How do you even internet, bro?

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Eno Sarrismember
11 years ago
Reply to  dockmarm

Well the first couple of rows are fine, and I figured safe search would get the rest haha. It’s art!

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dockmarm
11 years ago
Reply to  Eno Sarris

SafeSearch did not protect me 🙁

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juan pierres mustachemember
11 years ago
Reply to  dockmarm

you’d be better off going to a porn site at work than google image search–at least porn sites have a “Are you 18/sure you want to see this” warning beforehand. google image search is basically rule 34 in action.

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dockmarm
11 years ago
Reply to  juan pierres mustache

I thought I could trust Eno Sarris.

I thought I could trust Google.

Now all my trust is gone.

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Eno Sarrismember
11 years ago
Reply to  dockmarm

I’m sorry those boobs hurt you so bad.

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dockmarm
11 years ago
Reply to  Eno Sarris

Thanks, Eno, that means a lot.

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