Two Steps to Confusion
by Eno Sarris
April 17, 2013
1.) Search for Juan Francisco on Google.
2.) Click on ‘image search.’
Franklin Rabon is a master of confusionism.
With a phone full of pictures of pitchers' fingers, strange beers, and his two toddler sons, Eno Sarris can be found at the ballpark or a brewery most days. Read him here, writing about the A's or Giants at The Athletic, or about beer at October. Follow him on Twitter @enosarris if you can handle the sandwiches and inanity.
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How do you even internet, bro?
Well the first couple of rows are fine, and I figured safe search would get the rest haha. It’s art!
SafeSearch did not protect me 🙁
you’d be better off going to a porn site at work than google image search–at least porn sites have a “Are you 18/sure you want to see this” warning beforehand. google image search is basically rule 34 in action.
I thought I could trust Eno Sarris.
I thought I could trust Google.
Now all my trust is gone.
I’m sorry those boobs hurt you so bad.
Thanks, Eno, that means a lot.