Totally Unaltered Tweet: Latest Rumors on MLB Literary Tastes
The following tweet, which appears to contain breaking news on the reading habits of certain major-league baseball clubs, is entirely and in-no-way altered from the original (click to embiggen):

Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
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