Peter Gammons Has Counseled You Today

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December 5, 2013

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The reader is young and clueless and in need of guidance — not unlike a toddler with a checking account. Peter Gammons, for his part, is like a man that is also a chalice that is presently running over with capital-W Wisdom.

What Peter Gammons says to do, today, is “Triple it, maybe” — advice which the reader will ignore definitely at his or her own terrible, deadly peril.





 

Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.

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cass
10 years ago

I thought that if I red Peter Gammons’ other recent tweets, the context of this advice would become clear and the humor would be that this tweet is taken out of context. Nope. I still have no idea what it means.

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