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Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
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Carson Cistulli has published a book of aphorisms called Spirited Ejaculations of a New Enthusiast.
Sounds like the premise to a Law and Order: SVU episode.